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POISON ARROW -




GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little shit doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


EX-GIRLFRIEND -




IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


AND NOW I HAVE A HEART - :D :D :D :D


TAGS: heart tin man wizard oz
Rating: 3.15/5

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Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:33 am
Hey Krissie. You know who ALSO loves this one? Bulgy, that's who. So go take the Bulgy challenge.
Krissie - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
I freakin LOVE this one!
Auda - September 30, 2008, 3:18 am
Can't wait to see what Scarecrow has done.
Agamemnon218 - August 28, 2008, 12:01 am
Awesome pic.


Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm
dang


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people assume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.07/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

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jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


BREAKFAST -


TAGS: ack my heart
Rating: 4.85/5

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Grim [email protected] - April 6, 2011, 8:23 am
There's no such thing as cheap bacon. Just levels of heaven.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:36 pm

go ahead, cheap jerk only buys the crappy bacon.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
I'm tellin' your Rabbi.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:05 pm

the only problem I see is the brand of bacon, that is some nasty stuff
DavidEMartin - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm
I saw something like this on MAN VS FOOD a month ago. Gotta say, even considering my heart condition, this looks more appealing than appalling. Note the Aunt Jemima box-- her plantation garb is a dead giveaway this pic is from early '70s at the latest.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:11 am
frenchman, more for us, none for you, there'll be NO dissin' the bacon,
suenero - October 20, 2010, 8:35 am
Funny as hell!
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 6:48 am
Breakfast? That's an automatic 5 Lions vote. Need to strip some of the fat off the bacon, though. A little too much for me, but mmmm... I can already smell it :)
Anonymous2 - April 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Wait... who gave out my grandma's recipe?
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 4:55 pm
This was orgasmic! Best hangover fix ever!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:20 pm
better make a big batch, CANADA!! you're gonna have company!!
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 3:13 pm
I'm gona make that right now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:36 pm
I'm gonna hang myself for not coming up with this first.........Sean...I'll miss you most of all.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:24 am
*'s*
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:18 am
Mmmmmm pancacon!!! That just about the best idea EVER!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:46 am
Agreed!This is amsome! Amsome poster and amsome idea!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 10:42 am
Right! Why have I not made these before??
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:36 am
Oh My, BRB, gotta to the store. 5L


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

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NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away


TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm
nice
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...


T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...


TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


TEARS -




Obama. Keeping it Real -




WORDS THAT RIPPED MY HEART OUT -


TAGS: words heart love pain sorrow
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by mdr80

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:37 pm
Posts like this from a first timer? genius 5L's Oh and brother we've all been there.
mdr80 - March 1, 2012, 10:36 am
Thank you, kind sir
ughomer - March 1, 2012, 8:23 am
Comical, but so true.
mdr80 - February 29, 2012, 6:02 pm
thank you all, this is my first submission, very exciting
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:58 pm
this has been said to me before. 5L
carebear - February 29, 2012, 5:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - February 29, 2012, 5:04 pm
Eeek. . . Well played, Mdr, very well played. . .
mariand - February 29, 2012, 12:10 pm
yup...very nice
Reality Lord - February 29, 2012, 7:33 am

oh ouch...nice
Verdeckt - February 29, 2012, 6:34 am
Nice


BIRTHDAY TTHHBBBTT -


TAGS: happy birthday whatever john glenn quote silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 5:44 am
lol, right...


GUARDED -




HAPPY VALENTINES DAY - Despite medical advances, there is no surgery for the human heart, not really.




I GAVE HER MY HEART - Now I have nothing


TAGS: daenerys targaryen heart
Rating: 4.36/5

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SteveFurlong - March 26, 2012, 12:10 pm
Thanks. You know the bad part? The subcaption was supposed to be "She tore it apart." The lesson is, if you're running a fever, double-check your work.
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:01 am
i just realised that the lions are equivalent to like therefor they are called like lions so 5LL
ughomer - March 24, 2012, 12:47 pm
5L (five lions) for this one.


WHEN I AM OLD -


TAGS: young at heart cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 6, 2010, 3:55 pm
That would be funny if I wasn't a Greybeard
Gaviota - September 30, 2010, 10:37 pm
Why didn't you complete the poem? ...and I will keep driving forward...through the stop sign...into the path of the truck...


morning -


TAGS: good morning sweetheart rise n shine
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:25 am
LOL! Good idea, Greeny!
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 6:56 am
pffftt... bathtub
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:54 pm
Hey, RL! The original was kinda complicated for my before coffee mental state. Had to simplify it a bit, but yeah! Great way to start the day! chuckle, chuckle!
Reality Lord - October 29, 2015, 4:06 pm

my new daily routine :)
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:59 am
Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!
GaryO - October 29, 2015, 11:32 am
Best poster I've seen in awhile. Good'n Dizz
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:30 am
Great idea!


THE TRUTH -




LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul




GREAT NAMES IN SCIENCE COME AND GO... - but Ampere will always be current!


TAGS: just a joke i heard
Rating: 4.65/5

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GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 3:56 pm
Shocking!!!
LinkFox101113 - January 21, 2011, 7:43 am
My eyes are bleeding!!! 5Ls. lol
MilDoc - January 20, 2011, 6:27 pm
Engineering humor? Ohm my goodness! That's re-volt-ing!


BELIEVE -


TAGS: i cant hear you cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cubbybear - February 10, 2011, 8:38 pm
Thanks...It's art you know
agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:46 am
Very nice. Love the thin thread that ties an almost irrelevant pic. Superb.


YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME -




I'M NOT HEARTLESS -


TAGS: heart less fire riot destruction
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - December 20, 2012, 9:36 am
Glad you do, good sir...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:22 am
Ha. I see what you did there.


A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...




2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.23/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A BROKEN HEART - So i replaced my parts Once upon a time i just had heart




21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.


TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


I HAVE A SHARK - Your argument is invalid!


TAGS: i cant hear you over how amesome i am
Rating: 4.27/5

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familyghost - September 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
the Old Spice guy should say this.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:14 am
sweet. 5L


PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA - Better, more artery-clogging, cholesterol-laden, grim reaper-summoning ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa Johns!


TAGS: hearse
Rating: 2.7/5

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Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
Proof. He demands it.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 9:47 pm

take a picture of you standing next to the car with a "Hello Motifake" sign in your hands.
hearseman - March 26, 2010, 9:44 pm
hey tahts my car and yes it keeps them warm then what you belive
Jmac0585 - May 12, 2009, 3:01 pm
Yeah, but the stiff isn't going to help keep them warm.
Little Johnny - May 12, 2009, 2:43 pm
That's awesome. You can fit a shit load of pizzas in the back of that thing.


KHALIL GIBRAN -


TAGS: solitude heart pain sorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

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Sho - January 9, 2013, 11:32 am
Indeed. Check the title
Hawamleh - January 9, 2013, 4:51 am
Gibran
Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:07 am
it's bound to happen.. the more you make... hey, that paste was good Greeny
Sho - August 20, 2012, 8:34 am
Qmao
Greeny - August 20, 2012, 6:02 am
They probably can't help it Sho; most likely the result of eating way too much paste & crayons in Kindergarten
Sho - August 19, 2012, 11:11 pm
my first 1L. yay?


THE SMALLEST THINGS -


TAGS: pooh baby life heart
Rating: 4.89/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:01 pm
So cute...


FORMULA -


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.72/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -


TAGS: wish isa dream yourheart makes
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - April 16, 2012, 7:18 pm
totally agree. he was right. let's move on now. I have a nap coming up
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
If the criticism is on the mark, it doesn't matter where it came from, when he starts going off the makrk, that's when you hold him up. And a few trips between goldmedals don't matter none Airman haha :D
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:35 pm
I knew it was a repeat when I saw it, but I've seen a few comments from this member and assumed he was a reg I've never heard of based on his criticisms. Turs out he has 6 posters and no posts. A little fresh to be policing our site like a greybeard
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:32 pm
my first thought was Did I repeat one? I have done that before.. the age thing is a bitch
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
We need to get you a badge officer pengen..... try a few more posters before you bomb on on a respected member no matter how deserving they may be
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
and I added my 1L
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:28 pm
i found it.. never saw it before..
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:25 pm
it is? what number is it..
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:16 pm
this is already a demotivational poster 1L for repeats


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




MISSING YOU -


TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.


I LOVE YOU -


TAGS: love boobs heart
Rating: 4.85/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:38 pm
O.o If you consider a little (alright, not so little) cleavage to be explicit, I have two girls and their cup who would like a word with you. >.>
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:27 pm
Isn't that supposed to be explicit stuff?... and banned at Motifake??


HEARTACHE -




THE BREAK UP - Even If Your The One Who Leaves She Is Always The One Who Stole Your Heart.


TAGS: stolen heart theone
Rating: 4.18/5

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kellytag - May 6, 2015, 2:33 pm
You're is short for "you are"
Warlock - April 23, 2015, 3:37 pm
I think it should be 'You're'.
Feasibly - March 12, 2011, 4:07 pm
Perfection!


YOU BROKE MY HEART - Suggesting afterwards that I try using superglue just doesn't cut the mustard.




COUNTRY GIRLS MAKE ME SAY GIDDY-UP! -


TAGS: denise milani country girls giddy up silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 11, 2013, 9:04 am
Well, I don’t know about Sly, but it wasn’t the screen (I’m a dog, therefore I can)…oh, and before, during, and after. Actually, whenever I want, wherever I want….a-l-l-l-l the time.
ipaprime - March 11, 2013, 8:29 am
befor or after?
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 5:01 pm

Licking the screen again? Don't feel bad, I do that too, everytime I see her.
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
...and GIDDY-ON!! 5 LICKS
Sho - March 10, 2013, 12:05 pm
Cubby 5tyle!


EXPECTATION -


TAGS: shakespeare heartbreak love loss
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:38 pm
like nine month's worth


COLD HEARTED BITCH - At least my beer always left me satisfied


TAGS: cokd hearted bitch left satisfied
Rating: 4.71/5

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shadow87 - December 19, 2011, 11:23 am
Is there need to say anything else? I think not :-D
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:09 pm
beautiful!


ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".


TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.


MEN IN KILTS - Will kick your ass.


TAGS: kilt braveheart mel gibson
Rating: 3.46/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2012, 7:39 pm
The Scots didn't wear kilts at Wallace's time, nor did they have clan tartans, and at the Battle of Stirling Bridge, there was a fuckin' BRIDGE!


WAITING TO EXHALE -




IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

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Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


PASSION CAN HURT -




SMILE - Waste no tears on others because sooner or later they will all die And you will feel much better then


TAGS: out of sight and heart
Rating: 3.67/5

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ARMOR -


TAGS: love walls heart hide scared
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:32 pm
well, I have only been on the other end of "the barrel" in the PI. this might hurt a little
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:27 pm
you better go get some sleep 5150, your day in the barrel tomorrow :)
5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:23 pm
looks like you get to have another "clarification" discussion. Me, I actually got it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 9:18 pm
great one aggy...the poster and the comment.
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 9:15 pm
You're a shallow moron.... does that clarify anything?
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 3:18 am
It's the statement that doesn't make sense to me. Protected from cupid's arrow? Evidently you've never heard of shore leave, nor of archers. No lions given until clarified.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:34 pm
Bravo.


VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: calendar break her heart love
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - February 14, 2012, 4:19 pm
sla5h!
holymoly - February 14, 2012, 1:11 pm
I've done this.... 5L for the memory..
firestarr - February 14, 2012, 11:20 am
best motifake ever.
Zetmonk - February 14, 2012, 1:06 am
That's ruthless. 5 for the masochist!


I HAVE A STRONG HEART... - so I think I'm gonna need a stronger leash...


TAGS: heart leash
Rating: 4.5/5

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HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:52 pm
I like that.
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:51 pm
Follow your heart, but don't let it drag you.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:06 pm
knew it was you before hi55ting the avatar - whenever there is a heart or pain or lonelisess - or a fort :)


GINGERS -


TAGS: they will break your heart
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:16 pm
...making them doubly suited for what I'm interested in.


FREEDOM!! -




BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




R*E*L*A*T*I*O*N*S*H*I*P*S - Like a lousy meal,if it doesn't sit well, it always ends up in the toilet.


TAGS: hearts dump shit cubby
Rating: 5/5

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guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:17 pm
you forgot never loved


HEARTBREAK -




BEAUTY -


TAGS: attention heart stomach chicken
Rating: 4.83/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Is that chicken kosher?


CONTENTMENT -




TEARS - Words too painful for a broken heart to speak.


TAGS: speak tears heart
Rating: 4.47/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:23 pm
Even lesbian relationships fail...


HUGS -


TAGS: hug love care heart tits
Rating: 4.47/5

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SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Superb!
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am
And no training is required. 5L!!!


HEARTBREAK -


TAGS: men and women have heartbreak
Rating: 4.47/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:10 pm
Depends how old a woman is...if she's young, she's she'll probably do it for head games... if she's old, she just can't be bothered and there's probably something better on t.v. Men mostly to break a date, because they have a hotter date!
Cyberhagen - June 25, 2011, 11:59 am
Sorry, I just don't agree with this one. Women will also break a date just to play hard to get and play head games. Men are more likely to break a date because they got called in to work.
rerun - June 25, 2011, 8:30 am

this is your best one yet
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
Nice!.. 5 lipstick stained collars


FOR YOU -




CARDIAC ISCHEMIA -


TAGS: heart nurse ischemia hamburger pain
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - July 24, 2010, 6:35 pm

nice


HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




TEARS... -


TAGS: tear word heart express sketch
Rating: 3.95/5

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Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:31 pm
Moving picture indeed, perhaps use it for another poster ?
Rick69 - April 24, 2012, 4:24 pm
... I see... My bad... I guess I got too carried away by the picture...
Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:21 pm
1L. tsk tsk tsk #130276 a hall of famer too I think. check previous work before you submit stuff mate :)


COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?


TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.


UP, UP AND AWAY - Mighty Mouse always gets Pearl in the end




WISH I COULD TURN AWAY -


TAGS: cold and lonely hearts
Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:39 am
Yeah, I get your point! I met some of these "holes", too. Even not all of them were black... Wait... Ahh, nevermind! 5 lions anyway!
HallieMarie - February 8, 2012, 11:30 pm
This makes my heart hurt. =(


MARRIAGE - You idiot!


TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s assume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm
ahhh others with exs I assume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm
so damn true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm
Amen!


FIRST LOVE -




THE THINGS YOU SEE -


TAGS: i m a hippie at heart crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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PsychoticKhaotic - July 22, 2011, 9:35 pm
Zealot gets a virtual cookie for using A Perfect Circle reference to one of the songs in my favorite album.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Nice one Crank. And ain't it the truth. 5
Zealot - October 4, 2010, 3:05 pm
whats so funny about peace love and understanding?
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:01 pm

nice twist on this crank....5shotgun blast my friend!
forseti - October 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
Today is the 40th anniversary of Janis Joplin's death. btw...


LOVE... -




SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...


TAGS: go ahead have me shot now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.


AUSTRALIAN CRAWL - Music makes us listen with our hearts, not our ears. Good thing for me becuse i couldn't understand a damn thing they said


TAGS: australian crawl music hear heart
Rating: 4.17/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:05 am
Anyone else remember the Mr Floppy "Breakfast" parody?
house - June 9, 2011, 8:04 pm
agreed. great childhood memories
pzykosiz - June 9, 2011, 6:54 pm
no arguement here. 5L's
Verdeckt - June 9, 2011, 6:28 am
James Reyne FTW!!


MY WIFE SAID SHE NEEDED MORE SPACE - So I locked her outside




EXERCISE - I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.


TAGS: heartbeat
Rating: 3.89/5

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Iconoclast - February 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
As I recall, the quote is from a TIME magazine article and is from an interview with Neil Armstrong.


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


DEEP IN MY HEART -


TAGS: deep heart concealed scared confess
Rating: 3.46/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:23 pm

please submit thhis to moti-twist as well. link at bottom of this page.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

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pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -


TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm

I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm

As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


PARTED -


TAGS: heart jungle alone ocean stone
Rating: 4.92/5

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jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:19 am
so beautiful :O


WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT -




MONKEYLOVE -


TAGS: determination heart and soul stewing idea s your mom
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:24 pm
Crap.... i hit enter too soon... Thank you very much, sir!
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:23 pm
I totally love it, and would have voted 5l even if it was a muskrat in the pot
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:19 pm
Mmmmmmmmmm, pugs. Tasty. Best slow smoked with hickory.


STRESS -




MY BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: and i thought i was hard of hearing
Rating: 4.72/5

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thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 6:10 pm
Are we having a cease fire? I'm peaceful at heart. Pizza and tacos, and word to yo momma.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:01 pm
See poster 87400 for the consequences of touching another motifam members food, especially their bacon or waffles.
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 5:58 pm
All I'll say is the poster is high-rated and some people did actually credit him. But this isn't really my kind of thing, I don't like to come across as a whining ass, so I guess I'll just rob you guys of all your food.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
Bacon, waffles and pecan pie? Mmmmmmmm Sounds good to me!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:01 pm
Don't we usually talk about pastry or desserts or something delicious at this time? Oh yeah... Pecan Pie! (eat THAT, Phydeaux.)
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
O really, ok i guess i forgot to say bacon...... and that i stole the Waffles phrase from MWLF (i believe) so sue me!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
But Faceplant... this is fun! You're a mean dad.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:54 pm
WAFFLES NUFF SAID!!!!!!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:52 pm
Okay, but we never credited Bone with writing the joke. Which you seem to assume we are doing.
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
Tunnel vision in people whom you'd expect to be smart in some sort of way. Same here, you didn't wonder how I knew bash invented it, you assumed I thought so, which I never said. People with poor reasoning skills, that's the fail I'm talking about.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am
We were just wondering why you are so fired up about jokes from other sites. And we were wondering how you knew that bash invented it. What fail are you talking about?
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 10:15 am
Preferred site? No, it could've been posted anywhere. Is it just me or are all you guys troubled by tunnel vision? All you seem to read is bash.org and /ignore the rest. Sorry to say it, but you bring the fail.
MO - May 24, 2010, 10:58 pm
Almost forgot....GOOOO FLYERS!!!!
MO - May 24, 2010, 10:57 pm
Yo Jurtle! If Bash is your preferred site, head on over. You have a chance or two left to make some funny. If not you can make like a tree and.....bite me.
rerun - May 24, 2010, 7:34 pm

wow, I guess that knock-knock jokes are taboo because they could have also been on bash.org?
Jurtje - May 24, 2010, 5:32 pm
Of course not, but it is the way it got known to the public, and most likely the place it got ripped from. Is bash replies the only thing you people are good at? Do I have to hold your hands through each and every reply?
TheTrashHeap - May 23, 2010, 5:11 pm
And you actually believe that joke originated on bash.org?
Jurtje - May 23, 2010, 4:44 pm
Look at it this way, it's the exact same joke with a picture attached. I'm not bashing the guy, just saying this doesn't deserve any creative credit.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 7:12 pm
what was first? bash or bone? and who cares?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 7:10 pm
Oh, holy cow! Somebody get the interpol! A joke has been retold, people... This is what we've prepared for! Man the cannons! Arms at the ready! Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes!
Jurtje - May 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Too bad it's just a ripped joke from bash. http://bash.org/?894647
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 8:15 pm
As an owner of a Rolex, I approve. 5 perpetual movements.
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 6:57 pm
5Ls, nice work Bone.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
I follow my previous speakers
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 4:10 pm
5 Golden Rolexs for you!
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 4:05 pm
LOL!! I wanna watch too!! 5L
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 4:02 pm
Excellent! 5!


THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -




LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP -




KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


JUXTAPOSE -


TAGS: simple rule for life think with your heart not your fear
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
Airman FTW!
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 6:00 pm
very nice aggy. 5L's
Airman - November 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
but without it, there would have been no search for the Holy Grail!!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:24 pm
Thought we'd get a reaction from the christians much sooner. Kudos, UK!
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:55 pm
Religion just keeps it organized into one convenient bundle. Power in numbers.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:32 pm
sad fact is, without religion, humans would still have a dozen reasons to hate other people... race, country, state, hair color...
TheTrashHeap - November 2, 2010, 1:23 pm
Just because a cult gets really, really popular...(or happens to be thousands of years old) Doesn't make it any less of a cult.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
Very true, cubby.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
Isn't it all Human Nature?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 12:11 pm
It comes down to mob mentality. Hundreds of thousands of people thinking the same doesn't ever turn out well. A true point: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
culos - November 2, 2010, 12:01 pm
No, you're told what they want you to believe is right. There's a difference there
IllicoPresto - November 2, 2010, 11:58 am
And the simple answer is that if you follow a religion, then you will be told what is right.
Sivark - November 2, 2010, 10:27 am
Excellent comparison of terrorist actions performed hundreds of years ago to acts performed within the last 10 years.


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